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Teach Demotivational Poster


TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about


TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by KylieM

mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
bazinga
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL :) 5poodles


THE NEW TEACHER -


TAGS: h** teacher ritalin
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pharaoh15 - August 27, 2010, 6:09 pm
I believe I need more one on one help.
jackripper - August 26, 2010, 5:00 pm
Teacher needs to see me after school...
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
Hell, I'd be absolutely riveted. 5 teacher's pets.


TEACHERS -


TAGS: teacher student chalk board chalkboard
Rating: 4.67/5

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iowaman - August 23, 2011, 11:07 am
very funny poster, but the answer to the last problem is clearly 28
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
*LULZ sry stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
You're a teacher!?! Oh you seriously have to try this and see if anyone takes the bait.DO IT FOR THE LIPS MAN!!!
Bucketheadsdad - August 22, 2011, 8:20 pm
As a teacher, I find this absolutely hilarious.


EXCUSES? - Take them outside With the homework You did not do.


TAGS: otter teacher humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:48 pm
"Why... you're a muskrat, Harry!"


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


SUBSTITUTE TEACHING - is it worth $40/day?


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - October 14, 2012, 11:52 pm
Going to send my Mother a link to see this, she substitutes for the her local county/city school system


MOST OF US -


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.


TIME -


TAGS: teacher kills pupils
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 10:33 pm
Nice to see that someone else appreciates "SAFETY LAST!" (1923), a silent film starring comedian Harold Lloyd (18931971) who did his own stunts, like Buster Keaton (18951966).


We were never quite sure -




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Slampisko

calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


HOT FOR TEACHER - Fast "Eddie" Is


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 3.08/5

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ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




RIOTING TEACHERS - Hypocrites Using their outside voices INSIDE. In the hallway without a pass.


TAGS: unions teachers riot protest
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

5150monkeylove - March 19, 2011, 12:26 am
as for ADD, herein lies the true issue, 440......120308
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 9:32 am
i wanted to say something about messing with people who voluntary our locked up in a classroom unarmed with 3o ADD diagnosed ritilin popping, gun packing, crack-babies
KaBoom - March 17, 2011, 1:24 pm
hilarious
Airman - March 17, 2011, 11:05 am
LOL
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 4:29 pm
They look like they're hunting Moby ***k


Parents -




EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.




JUNE JULY AUGUST -


TAGS: teachers tenure torture
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:09 am
hahaha...so funny
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 12:16 am
Sometimes, I like being a wiseass and I can see myself saying something like that *tailwags*


BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41


TAGS: music bad pun numbers teacher
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 3, 2011, 9:57 am
well maybe 4 days don't freti'm sure i can come up with a witty pun. just for you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 8:43 am
Is someone a day ahead of themselves?


HAVING YOUR SUMMER OFF - Sometimes it's just not worth it




YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Yeah....... Why are we laying off teachers again?




MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!


TAGS: cowbell snl protest teachers riot
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
Say it, baby!


IT TURNED INTO A REAL -


TAGS: teaching life lessons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 9:43 pm
Awesome....5 tears and 5L's


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)


EVOLUTION OF MAN -




LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm

1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


SCHOOLING 101 -


TAGS: basic math calendar rerun teacher
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

the1stCOMMI3 - December 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
Really? Of all people, you pick me as the class idiot? You jerk. 5L
Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:20 pm
HaHaHa!
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 10:46 am
HAHAHA! 5L! *is happy you like his avatar enough to use it*


Moti-Math 2 -


TAGS: teaching kids the realities
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:34 am
Agreed. Well... usually. Got oral thrush once. First thing the doctor asked, eat some bad fish? Smart aleck doctor, I always liked him.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:26 am
Skip the mouthwash and savor the flavor!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 9:59 am
Of course that washes two ways. Ha !
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:39 am
BOTH! Then a nice satisfied nap!


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


A LESSON TO ALL -




REVENGE OF THE NERDS -




Save Time Give Up Now -




ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


THE NOBLE PROFESSION -




BOREDOM - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: boredom teaches you more
Rating: 4.29/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
Pure poetry.


I DIDN'T DO IT -




TEACH -


TAGS: teach your children
Rating: 3.69/5

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lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:52 am
They really have to work that hard. TTH Made a poster about voting. Gotta give him a 5
lesterinside - February 21, 2010, 10:32 am
Yups, considering that it has been attacked by 1L bombers several times, it's still 4/5. Resilient. LMAO..
rerun - February 9, 2010, 9:41 am

wow, This speaks for itself. Very emotional poster.


WISCONSIN PROTESTERS - I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But Syria has some of the best PROTESTS of all time!


TAGS: syria libya teachers riot
Rating: 3.67/5

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440wakeup - May 8, 2011, 10:04 pm
the protests were a perfect storm, madison has always beel liberal big college town, with a very handsy offy police force. We just won the super-bowl, and if you're not hockey fan there's no reason to leave your house except to shovel.
NotoriousGIL - April 23, 2011, 6:27 pm
Plus, the syrians had something to protest about; not just keeping union losers fat and happy..for the record- either spelling is correct.
440wakeup - April 23, 2011, 2:21 pm
4 the record, I was educated to spell it protestors, but the papers and internet spell it protesters


BUCKEYES -


TAGS: woody hayes teacher coach and friend may he rest in peace
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 6:56 am
FACTS MR. GUEST: Ohio State is one of the preeminent college football programs in the country, winning seven national championships and 33 Big Ten titles
GUEST - August 31, 2009, 10:35 pm
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THEY WON A NATIONAL TITLE? TOO SOON??
todd snyder - August 30, 2009, 9:14 pm
Columbus, Ohio - a slum built around a football stadium.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:29 pm
BYE BONE!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:28 pm
Well gentlemen...Off to the church of the barley pop to see some friends...L8TR
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:57 pm
Plus Papa Bone played for Notre Dame so our home was all about College football when I was a kid.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:44 pm
I love the game when it's played for the love of the game! I love the fact that anyone can win on any day. I love the pageantry and the tailgates. And I love the rivalry!


MATH - Why is it so hard for you?


TAGS: ass math teacher
Rating: 2.04/5

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STP - May 30, 2009, 5:05 pm
I'm not a registered user here, so here'd be my caption for the entire picture: "THERMODYNAMICS: Why do I get the feeling no one else recognizes those formulas?"


YOU SUCK - It's "This proves I can teach WELL"


TAGS: vash teach well spell proves
Rating: 1.88/5

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The joke - December 18, 2008, 3:42 am
it went right over your head


back-to-school -


TAGS: teacher and students
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 2, 2013, 9:11 am
Thks C-little.
chickenlittle - September 1, 2013, 2:55 pm
Love it ughomer! :)
chickenlittle - September 1, 2013, 2:55 pm
Love it ughomer! :)


Personal Experience -




life lessons -


TAGS: life pain teacher gift
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 3, 2013, 3:33 pm
That is so true it hurt5.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:35 pm

Oh, Shoooo~~I am very well-educated....5weepyLs


tradition -


TAGS: teacher apple
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Hey!!!
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 10:52 pm
LG and RL, omg that's funny, I can totally see that.
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 10:43 pm

I was just thinkin' if Cynic and Ughomer had a baby...
Reality Lord - September 11, 2013, 10:41 pm

OMG...it looks like the ughomer apple


HIGH SCHOOL GYM TEACHER -




Life Lessons -


TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am
PRICELESS.


Teacher -




Excuse my French -


TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
5 French lions for You


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: experience is valuable but can be a ****ty teacher iceman
Rating: 4.77/5

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440wakeup - March 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
And my sammich, you either fish it out of there, or make me a new one!!
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:12 pm

so very true, most excellent poster
culos - March 7, 2011, 5:32 pm
Yoh! ****head! Found my ring yet????
spacedog - March 7, 2011, 5:26 pm
LOL! 5(are you still conscious?)Lions.


my english teacher -




MENTORING - Sometimes you need to break people down to to foster new growth.


TAGS: fargo teaching mentoring students
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by bam294

MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 9:16 am
In Canada...some people just make great mulch. Welcome to the site Bam.
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:29 am
I concur with Rerun. Great image from "Fargo" and great caption, BAM. 5L from me.
GaryO - February 1, 2013, 8:58 pm
HAH! ‘Bam’ is right…..5 chipper monks
rerun - February 1, 2013, 8:14 pm

welcome to the site, exceptional 1st poster. 5L right out of the gate


TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL - Their Fathers hell did slowly go by.


TAGS: teach children
Rating: 4.67/5

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Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:07 am
Neil Young's attorneys will be in touch on Monday.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:37 am
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Swampfox. 5Lions.


OLD AGE -




Is this 9-1-1? -




TRIGOPITHICUS SOLEMNENSIS -




IMPROVING GRADES -


TAGS: teacher student grades improving
Rating: 4.43/5

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Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:33 pm
Chuckle
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

lol...cute


TEACHING NEWBIES -


TAGS: patience teaching learning
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 1:05 pm
Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:59 pm
5L, very amsome!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO, you a**!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:40 pm
semi circle jerk of what?..... You're weird Aggy....
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:35 pm
The semi-circle of life! 5L


Hello Kids -




CENTER CURSE -


TAGS: incentive calendar teaching want of money
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Yup


RERUN -


TAGS: rerun teacher noobland
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - May 13, 2011, 5:17 pm
I may never shut my eyes again.


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR -




I AM THE LAST, KEEPER OF THE PAST - Holder of the ancient knowledge And i have been left back until time is no more


TAGS: teachers
Rating: 4/5

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robbidos - June 4, 2012, 12:46 am
yes, thank you. lemon squares please.
Sho - June 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
robbidos you want a cookie for your research efforts?
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
Now this kingdom is forsaken Pyramaze song lyrics


GOOD ROLE MODEL - Not In This Picture


TAGS: teaching them young
Rating: 3.75/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 11:10 pm
What are you saying? I thought the baby was demonstrating great technique XDXD


DISNEYSITTER -


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


The superpower I want -




AU PAIR - An indispensible part of raising a child.




ARIZONA TEACHERS TESTS - This PROVES I can teach good!!!


TAGS: teacher test arizona
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by don s

barockeva - January 11, 2009, 11:26 am
Good and well are pretty interchangeable. Well is just more phonetically pleasing.
Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 5:08 pm
One does not teach "good;" one teaches WELL.
BuzzBomb - July 24, 2008, 11:24 pm
And there is the reason AZ is 48 out of 50 in Education. Way to go West Virginia! You've moved up one!


victims -




Inconsistency -


TAGS: religion christianity contradiction education teaching
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2016, 9:41 pm
...and yet another plot hole appears!
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 7:16 pm
Faith can move mountains. But it can't beat a faster draw.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:46 pm
I'm just his tool.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:45 pm
Okay. Thank you.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:45 pm
Okay. Thank you.
Rick69 - February 22, 2016, 3:07 pm
The Lord works in mysterious ways...?
GaryO - February 21, 2016, 8:02 pm
O ye, of little mirth, how is it possible to arise with this?
lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 7:40 pm

Drop this at religifake, too.


Single Lesson -


TAGS: single lesson life teach wishing
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 26, 2016, 7:31 am

Nice


parent-teacher night -


TAGS: parents teacher school students
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:07 pm
Nice and creepy, Sho!!! LUUUUUV IT!!!! 5 scared widdle lions, huddled around the campfire, enjoying every minute of it!


Dress Code -




Hands Down -




School Is In -




Your face when -




Dear Mother-In-Law -


TAGS: teaching mother in law children husband improvement
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2015, 6:46 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:26 am
Good point! 5L!


UP, UP, AND AWA--UH -


TAGS: teaching moment kids humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 2:58 am
LOL! CUUUTE! 5 AWWWwwww! lions


Pedagogy -




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